DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
Sometimes I realize it while standing.
(via iaminlovewithacriminal)

We’re all gonna die
what type of zombie was this though!!! OMG THEY LEAVE OUT THE MOST IMPORTANT INFORMATION! THE TYPE OF ZOMBIE WILL AFFECT THE OUTCOME OF OUR SURVIVAL! GOOD GOD AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A NEWSPAPER!
And so it has started.
Oh. Imma grab Tessel and flee for the hills.
OH THANK GOD IT´S FINALLY HERE
(via scyllaya)

Cause she’s just like the weather, can’t hold her together
Born from dark water, daughter of the rain and snow
Cause it’s burning through the bloodline
It’s cutting down the family tree
Growing in the landscape, darling, in between you and me
(Source: widowsting, via fucking-stuff)
This is my bargain you mewling quim
(Source: tomeheheddleston, via lord-assbutt)